Fake Obituaries

neolexicon:

More than 27,000 people per year suffer from Oharanoia. They mostly suffer in silence, not telling anyone of their crippling affliction.

It could be someone you know.

It probably is someone you know.

Actually, it’s definitely someone you know. It’s someone you know. It’s someone you know.

You know someone with Oharanoia. 

SOMEONE YOU KNOW KEEPS CONSTANT WATCH FOR FICTIONAL AMERICAN CIVIL WAR-ERA CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY’RE UNDER SURVEILLANCE. BY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. FROM A BOOK AND FILM.

That’s fucked up, man.

If you like Fake Obituaries, you’ll love Neolexicon! It’s like Fake Obits, but with new words and stuff! And it’s written by the same bloke! And they called him a one-trick pony! Pshaw!

Wait, they called me a one-trick pony? Who did? Who are ‘they’? Why are they calling me names?

I’m talking to myself, aren’t I? Oh God, it’s happening again.